You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Did you pee in the oven last night??
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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