I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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