Can i not drive my cunt home
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We were destined to go to rehab together
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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