You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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