I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
i dont even know how to be here
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
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oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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