I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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