no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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