Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Just high enough for therapy.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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