Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
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I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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