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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?

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  myspace Music?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard

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• (845): View more from New York

  she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away

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• (909): View more from California

  oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...

  (270): View more from Kentucky

  And this is why we can’t have nice things

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• (407): View more from Florida

  My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!

  (917): View more from New York City

  Bending dicks and egos since 2002

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