i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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