wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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