About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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