I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I have demons in me.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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