Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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