One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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