why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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