I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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