So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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