the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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