if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Randomize
