Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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