Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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