I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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