Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
i think im in europe. pls send help
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
Randomize
