i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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