You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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