I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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