you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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