Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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