Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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