I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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