I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
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I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I don't deserve a penis
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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