Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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