Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
