3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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