just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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