There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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