so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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