My hand turned me down
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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