...so i touched it.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Holy sore nipples Batman
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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