Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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