There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
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I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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