Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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