Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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