Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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