Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
