I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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