Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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