whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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