She's the barista slut.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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