I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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