She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He? As in you personified your dick?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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