Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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