How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Randomize
