seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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