Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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