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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes

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  I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend

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• (305): View more from Florida

  We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw

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