Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.