You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it